Suddenly, we are interupted.
VROOM! VROOM!
SCREEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!
RUN! AHHHHHHH!
WTH? Who goes speeding through a country club road so fast on a golf cart and pay so little attention they nearly plow a couple of newlyweds down flat in the middle of the road right in front of their reception? I wouldn't mind some publicity for the business, but not because my clients got smashed like a couple of pancakes! Where's a couple of New Jersey Housewives when you need someone to flip a table and throw a few curse words around?
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